I have no idea how long this is going to continue, but I was right and will NEVER doubt myself again. My lady friend doesn't have mono. She has something else. HA.
Guess who of the day: I received a heart-shaped hot water bottle (ya know the kind people use for warming their bed though typically not heartshaped) for my graduation from ________. Apparently, this person felt it appropriate. On top of that, this person also felt it appropriate to say (in front of gf and others and the guy I was dating at the time) that I should think of h** every time I place it between my legs. Hmmm... yeah. I didn't hear this comment first hand because I was still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor.
Comcast sucks. I can't check my email which is pretty imperative considering I am attempting, as much as my procrastination will allow me, to find a job. It's been a few days now. Bah.
I try to avoid writing semi-unclear messages about the things that irritate me in my life but oh well. Here goes. I've decided that, no matter how decent you think someone is, they still fuck up. I know, I know. No one is perfect. I just wish that this time there wasn't a fuck up. I'm jaded enough and I don't appreciate being messed with even more. In order for me to really trust someone at this point, things have to be okay for awhile, with no big major confusing, mind-fucking ordeal(s). Maybe I'm asking too much? Nah. I know what I'm worth at this point. I don't know what to do. I felt okay at first, realizing that maybe I was asking too much. Nah. I was wright (typo but it stays). I like to think that I usually am. Especially, after the whole mono thing. I am a genuis and my intuition is prestine.
Enough ranting for now.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
I WAS WRONG!
I'll be the first to admit when I'm wrong about something, despite the fact that I am always right. Okay, okay so my lady friend has mono but she also has sinusitis and tonsillitis and that's why she's in terrible amounts of pain. Luckily, she's on some pretty good drugs, and now likes to laugh at everything and send me weird text messages and has wAAy more energy. Let's hope for a quick recovery!
Check out what hanging out with me for a few weeks will do to you:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/30242/images/joaquinsmells1.jpg
Sry boo.
Graduation pAArty this weekend. I will be providing booze to my fellow alchoholics. Should make for a good time.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
I've had a...
...pretty wonderful last couple of days. D.C., good food, good music, sleepovers, thrift store shopping, and most importantly, I was with mah #1 boo (sorry Anderson, I know MK wouldn't agree with me but you've moved down a notch).
Besides that, apparently my lady friend has an abscess in her throat. Who said it wasn't mono??? ME! I know everything so I don't know why I was doubted in the first place. Anydoctorshouldknow, she has to get surgery a.k.a. have someone puncture or cut a hole in the abscess to drain it :( Here is a link that plainly describes symptoms of a throat abscess http://www.merck.com/mmhe/sec19/ch222/ch222b.html
Funny how she has every single one of those symptoms. Again, you can't always believe everything you read on the internet or everything a doctor tells you. Good thing she got a THIRD opinion. Feel better lady!
Guess who of the day: Who would ask their ex-girlfriend if they could borrow porno dvds they gave her as a Valentines Day gift last year?
Hopefully this will be a better week at work. I'm sick of getting ass-raped everyday.
Oh and, GOBAMA!
Besides that, apparently my lady friend has an abscess in her throat. Who said it wasn't mono??? ME! I know everything so I don't know why I was doubted in the first place. Anydoctorshouldknow, she has to get surgery a.k.a. have someone puncture or cut a hole in the abscess to drain it :( Here is a link that plainly describes symptoms of a throat abscess http://www.merck.com/mmhe/sec19/ch222/ch222b.html
Funny how she has every single one of those symptoms. Again, you can't always believe everything you read on the internet or everything a doctor tells you. Good thing she got a THIRD opinion. Feel better lady!
Guess who of the day: Who would ask their ex-girlfriend if they could borrow porno dvds they gave her as a Valentines Day gift last year?
Hopefully this will be a better week at work. I'm sick of getting ass-raped everyday.
Oh and, GOBAMA!
Thursday, January 15, 2009
How man licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
THIS is an age old question that no one really has an answer to. I would also like to know how many days can I get a long with the lovely Scorpio that I live with? According to wikipedia, a relationship with a Taurus, is often considered "passionate however complicated." I agree. I may have to get drugs to cure the bi-polar disorder I've caught.
So I wanted to go and buy hair clips but decided to go home instead. Here I am.
I hope that every time I walk into a room, I get laughed at. At least I was with my lady friend, so we got laughed at together.
Speaking of my lady friend... I have to write about this because to me, it's hilarious. My friend wants to go to the inaugural ball, or at least one of ten that Obama will be attending. I wish I had ten parties to go to in one night! I probably wouldn't make it to all of them. Anyway, she is checking out ads on Craigslist, and is trying to convince me to go. I dunno. Something about going to a party with a random, possibily middle-aged democrat, who is most likely expecting some sort of favor at the end of the night doesn't quite fly with me. But hey, I'm just making assumptions about what a possible date to an inaugral ball may be like. Though, at least I voted (my friend did not). Funny.
Does anyone else get solicited on skype btw? I mean, I'm all about the the live XXX women on the internet. However, if someone tries to solicit me, forget it. Kind of like when I'm told to get a real job from my Scorpio roomie. Sure I'll get a real job, but if you push me, forget it!
So I wanted to go and buy hair clips but decided to go home instead. Here I am.
I hope that every time I walk into a room, I get laughed at. At least I was with my lady friend, so we got laughed at together.
Speaking of my lady friend... I have to write about this because to me, it's hilarious. My friend wants to go to the inaugural ball, or at least one of ten that Obama will be attending. I wish I had ten parties to go to in one night! I probably wouldn't make it to all of them. Anyway, she is checking out ads on Craigslist, and is trying to convince me to go. I dunno. Something about going to a party with a random, possibily middle-aged democrat, who is most likely expecting some sort of favor at the end of the night doesn't quite fly with me. But hey, I'm just making assumptions about what a possible date to an inaugral ball may be like. Though, at least I voted (my friend did not). Funny.
Does anyone else get solicited on skype btw? I mean, I'm all about the the live XXX women on the internet. However, if someone tries to solicit me, forget it. Kind of like when I'm told to get a real job from my Scorpio roomie. Sure I'll get a real job, but if you push me, forget it!
Oh sigh...
Okay so THIS makes me want to cure my bad shopping habits: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/around_town/fashion/Shopaholic-Dies-in-Avalanche-of-Clothing.html
In other good news: going to the doctors tomorrow (or really later today). yay.
After spending a good 20 minutes explaining how many spin-off shows of the Surreal Life/Strange Love/Flavor of Love (first three on the list) to Matt, someone who has never seen or heard of any of these shows, I realize I need to add another new years resolution to my list of 132,487 resolutions I have compiled thus far. NO MORE VH1 REALITY TV SHOWS! This means, I can't watch the girl pop her implant on Rock of Love Bus with Brett Michaels or that new reality show, Tool Academy. What will I do with all my spare time? Masturbate probably.
In other good news: going to the doctors tomorrow (or really later today). yay.
After spending a good 20 minutes explaining how many spin-off shows of the Surreal Life/Strange Love/Flavor of Love (first three on the list) to Matt, someone who has never seen or heard of any of these shows, I realize I need to add another new years resolution to my list of 132,487 resolutions I have compiled thus far. NO MORE VH1 REALITY TV SHOWS! This means, I can't watch the girl pop her implant on Rock of Love Bus with Brett Michaels or that new reality show, Tool Academy. What will I do with all my spare time? Masturbate probably.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
So IT Begins...
... here I am writing a blog. I figure, this will be a great new way for me to entertain myself during my sessions of insomnia, severe depression, intoxication, reflection, and most importantly, when I'm feeling inquisitive and confused. This happens a lot. I also enjoy hilarity so there may be pictures, articles or stories that I find amusing and perhaps some day-to-day recollections that I also find amusing. I enjoy ranting. I am a big fan of run on sentences and using the words I, really, also, just and well. I don't care too much about correct grammer so if you're a stickler and my writing absolutely disgusts you because I don't care about grammer, well, get over it. I do what I want. Enjoy!
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